Siri just suddenly made me sad
How marketing works. [x]
I HOPE YOU DON’T THINK THIS A JOKE BECAUSE IT IS 100% TRUE
so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway
you know who that reminds me of?
THE MOTHER****ING ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Oh yeah what about this? Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto
NO ONE WOULD ****ING SUSPECT IT FROM CANADA
The only fandom terrified of overweight politicians.
a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
if another person at school says oo kill em i will cut one of my arms off
i just thought you were a run-of-the-mill furry i didnt mean to upset you
Hey, at least you’re not as dumb as these people.
when a tumblr famous person says they’re upset everyone goes all “aw what happened” and they get like 100 nice messages
when i say im upset people just kind of
Whiney bitch alert
thank you for alerting us of your arrival
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
po dont give a fuck
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.